February 2012
2 tags
girl: you should come out more
me: no its okay i hate people
1 tag
skwisgaarskwigelf:
guys with raspy voices are so fucking hot
kirksboner:
i always eat a lot because you never know when you’re getting kidnapped and if there’s one thing you don’t want in life is to be kidnapped with an empty stomach. no sir
getting changed after P.E
teacher: why are you wearing cookie monster boxers
boy: why are you looking
a S.W.A.T teams bursts through the window, spraying shattered glass everywhere as the force the teacher into the back of the van for his act of paedophilia
